bootythug:

fuck

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justdilla:

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

LMFAOOOO

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sosa-parks:

Top 5 Hoe Quotes:

1. “I lose interest fast”
2. “I get bored easily”
3. “I’m a bad texter”
4. “I don’t have female friends”
5. “just doin me”

http://rhyse.ca/post/82860866625/ok-so-ive-only-watched-two-episodes-but-so-far

cadburycreamcoolator:

ok so i’ve only watched two episodes but so far it’s basically

person: ahh im dying i think

house: yes you’re dying of disease 1

person: shit

doctors: house you’re lying they don’t have disease 1

house’s boss: damnit house you’re the worst doctor i’ve ever seen

house: you’re right, i’m an…

vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it


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The strangler is a rare poison, which makes the person unable to breathe. The poison is made from plants that are only found on islands in the Jade Sea. The leaves of the plant are picked and aged, then soaked in a wash of limes, sugar water and rare spices from the Summer Islands. The leaves are then discarded, but the liquid is kept and thickened with ash and allowed to crystallize. It turns a deep purple color.

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